Guys, this is it!
And you will definitely love this...
but how far can one go without using their brainy shit???
...or in this case, their poopy brain???
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
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